Toby Howell

Like you want to present a good foot forward.

But then also some news outlets talk to people reminiscing about their first college.

gmail usernames and a lot of them came to the conclusion that i don't want to change it like it's a portal to another time for me like i know my brother has had like a nickname henbug 7-eleven for a long time his gmail address he doesn't want to change that so i think there's a nostalgia layer to this even though now that you have the option to do it most people aren't going to give up their end frame in three or whatever you said well no they're they have weirder ones mine was maybe i just was like a very mature you were a very mature 12 year old come on

I'm feeling good.

My champ Michigan is still alive in the men's, and my champ Texas is still alive in the women's, but I do want to shout out someone who will be nervously watching both the men's and women's, specifically UConn games, and that is Jordan's Furniture.

The New England Furniture Chain launched a promotion that if both the UConn men's and women's programs reach the national championship game, it will refund all purchases made between June 20th and March 1st.

That is $50 million worth of

of sales revenue and a lot of commenters are like wait doesn't this mean you aren't rooting for UConn then because you'll lose a lot of money but the chain bought insurance and they want it to be clear that they are indeed rooting for the Huskies imagine I mean like I watch with you know $200 on the line from a March Madness pool what if you had $50 million on both the men's and women's games that is stressful

Then SpaceX is going public.

It's Thursday, April 2nd.

Let's ride.

I'd argue it was the perfect level of prank.

No one got hurt.

It involved a lot of people.

And now I get full permission to

drastically escalate things next year.

So thank you for that.

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Everyone listening showed out.

So you made Neil very happy and me very confused.