Tom Ballard

Although Musk is expected to overtake the Swiss any day now.

Obviously, he's the first one, first person to become a trillionaire, and I'm very sorry he beat you to it, Andy.

You should not have added that extra show in Chiswick.

It's very grandiose, isn't it?

It's stated in the IPO prospectus, the mission of SpaceX is to build the systems and technologies necessary to make life multi-planetary, to understand the true nature of the universe, and to extend the light of consciousness to the stars.

And this contrast is one of Musk's other companies, the social media site X, whose mission is to build the systems and technologies necessary to insert more swastikas into AI child porn videos.

SpaceX said its future growth and success is based in large part on building what it refers to as the lunar economy.

What's that, Andy?

You want a full moon every month in this lunar economy?

Everyone's all like, oh, Elon did it.

He's the world's first trillionaire.

Just a reminder, when he was running Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, Musk was responsible for the closure of the US Agency for International Development, which the Lancet Medical Journal predicts will cause more than 14 million additional deaths by 2030.

And I consider that to be cheating, okay?

It's a lot easier to become the first human being valued at a trillion dollars if you're also removing a cheeky 14 million competitors from the field.

Like an acrostic poem.

Okay, so they're upset that they're not spending enough money on a defence to defend and protect the UK from threats.

What threats?

I know it's a bit rich coming from an Australian, but no one thinks about you, bro.

The empire is over.

Nothing works here.