Tom Kerridge
speaker
365 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 15 Jul
Tom Kerridge’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Fucking the sink is great.
Anyway.
Nice sink.
Annoyingly, the most common thing we dealt with was people coming in with their shopping from the Walmart next door, unboxing their stuff and leaving the boxes in the bathroom.
That's annoying.
On this day, I had a brand new assistant manager with me who just joined our team.
I was taking a much needed break in the back room when she came hurtling in to tell me we needed to call security.
I wasn't paying as close attention as I thought it was, just boxes being left in the bathroom again.
So I sort of dismissed her and told her we could handle it ourselves.
She then repeated herself more slowly, adding more detail.
And I just looked at her and went out into the cafe to verify it was true.
Here's the mystery.
What do you think had happened?
Oh, I thought she thought it was boxers.
You went with a human being.
You went with a human being and you've gone with an animal.
Oh, someone's shit on the floor.
A man, in his thirties at least, had come into the cafe
plugged in his own microwave and was heating up pizza pops to sell, two for five dollars.
He was flabbergasted that he was asked to leave, protesting that he only had four boxes of them and he bought his own dishes and just needed the space.
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