Tom Schwartz
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Podcast Appearances
Do you confide your juiciest secrets in them?
Would you be stressing out if you found out your plants are listening all the time?
Probably a little bit.
Can you imagine if all the houseplants from all of our favorite Bravo shows got together and started a podcast?
My God, that shit would be juicy.
But today's episode, we're going to open up a portal to another world.
Yeah, we're going to interview my houseplants.
Okay, stick with me, okay?
I don't want to lose you.
I know what you're thinking.
Schwartzy, you got to lay off the shroomies.
Or is this an April Fool's joke?
No.
You guys, there's research that supports this.
Our plants being able to detect and respond to the things we say.
Not the words per se, but like the vibrations, the vibes.
Right?
Maybe they don't understand exactly what I mean when I'm crying because they forgot my Diablo sauce.
My delivery order.
But maybe they feel me.