Tom Schwartz

The Bachelor canceled.

alright I'm gonna mind my business because well people on that show are my friends also I don't want to give Bravo PR any gray hairs stress anybody out you know I'm not really a culture vulture gossip hound although I do enjoy it I do partake but I just felt like we'd use a little a little detox today yeah okay I was feeling kind of sad about the whole thing you know what thing kind of made me sad

Yeah, man, but yeah, I thought it'd be nice to cut through the noise.

Take a little break.

Take a nice deep breath.

Take a deep breath of that sweet, sweet oxygen that our plants give us.

Thank you, plants.

Without you, we'd be dead.

Our little chlorophyll confidants.

Thank you for purifying our air and allowing us to live.

Yeah, man.

You give us life.

And you guys can't even remember to water them.

Can't even get a little fertilizer.

You need to remember this next time you forget to water your plants.

They're very much alive.

We don't always acknowledge that.

And they're moving.

They're dynamic.

They react to external stimuli.