Tom Schwartz
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Podcast Appearances
Mind you, I thought he was fully kidding. He is sitting with his legs elevated like he's ready to have his diaper changed right now. He's in the happy baby yoga position. I kind of wish we had video right now. Whatever happened to chopping wood? Listen, in the Midwest, we chop wood. In L.A., we tan our assholes. All right, all right.
Mind you, I thought he was fully kidding. He is sitting with his legs elevated like he's ready to have his diaper changed right now. He's in the happy baby yoga position. I kind of wish we had video right now. Whatever happened to chopping wood? Listen, in the Midwest, we chop wood. In L.A., we tan our assholes. All right, all right.
Try it. You got to give it a go.
Try it. You got to give it a go.
All right. No, we're going to switch it to. All right, baby. We'll pick right back up, guys. We're going to do a cold plunge with you. Okay, guys, I thought that was just going to be a little gimmick segment. He's actually tanning his asshole. And you know what? This is a very experiential podcast. I'm going to talk you through it. I'm laying on my back in his AstroTurf backyard.
All right. No, we're going to switch it to. All right, baby. We'll pick right back up, guys. We're going to do a cold plunge with you. Okay, guys, I thought that was just going to be a little gimmick segment. He's actually tanning his asshole. And you know what? This is a very experiential podcast. I'm going to talk you through it. I'm laying on my back in his AstroTurf backyard.
Neighbors aren't going to see.
Neighbors aren't going to see.
Okay, now what you're gonna do is just put the microphone on your chest, okay? And then now you're just gonna go into like happy baby pose.
Okay, now what you're gonna do is just put the microphone on your chest, okay? And then now you're just gonna go into like happy baby pose.
All right, perfect. And just let the sun do its job. Do you feel anything?
All right, perfect. And just let the sun do its job. Do you feel anything?
It's definitely a vulnerable position.
It's definitely a vulnerable position.
Legs up. I'm not joking.
Legs up. I'm not joking.
You've got to commit.
You've got to commit.
No one's looking.
No one's looking.