Tom Schwartz

They told me to put my shirt back on. One time I was at a party. One time I was at a party, because we worked a lot of private parties, really cool clients. Really great jobs. A lot of the times, in case you guys are wondering, they would pay us maybe $300 flat rate for the night, and then they'd throw us out an extra $100. So it's like $400, you work like three, four hours.

I remember one night in particular, we were bartending a gay birthday. It was me and Jax. It was so fun. Everybody was so sweet. But we had our shirts off, And no, no, excuse me. We did not have our shirts off. And I was like, I was hot. I took my shirt off and Jax had his shirt on the whole time. And I remember they kept cheering for him to take his shirt off. This is like 2009.

I remember one night in particular, we were bartending a gay birthday. It was me and Jax. It was so fun. Everybody was so sweet. But we had our shirts off, And no, no, excuse me. We did not have our shirts off. And I was like, I was hot. I took my shirt off and Jax had his shirt on the whole time. And I remember they kept cheering for him to take his shirt off. This is like 2009.

And I was like, you guys, I've had my shirt off the whole time. And somebody goes, who cares?

And I was like, you guys, I've had my shirt off the whole time. And somebody goes, who cares?

that i'm scarred whoever said that i hope you you're still scarred i'm still i see i see it in your eyes right now put my shirt right back i don't want to make it sound like we were whoring ourselves out because we weren't they were super fun and respectful chill parties but like you know but yeah it's if you had your shirt off hello it's eye candy yeah but i yeah i've never taken my shirt off but i've done every other thing you know under the like i i

that i'm scarred whoever said that i hope you you're still scarred i'm still i see i see it in your eyes right now put my shirt right back i don't want to make it sound like we were whoring ourselves out because we weren't they were super fun and respectful chill parties but like you know but yeah it's if you had your shirt off hello it's eye candy yeah but i yeah i've never taken my shirt off but i've done every other thing you know under the like i i

I'm high-fiving.

I'm high-fiving.

Do you have any questions for me or anything?

Do you have any questions for me or anything?

Quiz me.

Quiz me.

He said he was going to put my ally to the test.

He said he was going to put my ally to the test.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, let's do it.

Grindr is a mostly gay app. And I think generally speaking, it's less about romance and more about, you know, doing the nasty. That's the best euphemism I could come up with.

Grindr is a mostly gay app. And I think generally speaking, it's less about romance and more about, you know, doing the nasty. That's the best euphemism I could come up with.

No.