Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 5d ago
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
You don't have to name them.
But this lady, she was like, and she knows, they always go, they use that voice.
She was like, I want you to completely relax.
let everything go this is your time for yourself to unwind and just don't hold and just release everything that you're feeling and allow me to do the work and i was like okay and she takes both hands she's she's like up on my back here and as she pushes out here and i'm like and then she stops and i'm like i'm my hand my face is in the donut and i'm like
And I could tell that she's probably like, oh shit, I just ripped.
And then since I don't react, she's like, and she just goes back.
I can't believe you didn't react.
You didn't laugh?
No, I was kind of just like, no way.
That's crazy.
I would have been like, excuse me.
You ever get fingered during a massage?
Could you imagine?
I mean, I'm sure it's happened.
Too much oil.
Yeah.
Whenever I see those pour-ins where they're like lubing up and then I'm always like, what's that?
That oil shouldn't be in there.
Well, maybe it's what?
That's what I'm always thinking about.
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