Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 5d ago
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You're like, what kind of, is that water soluble?
No, also, I usually get massaged by a big Taiwanese lady.
She'd rip me in half with those fingers.
I get this woman, she's got big mitts on her.
She really gets in the knots.
When I was at my fattest in Silver Lake, I would go to this Korean place, and I would walk in, they go, you're too big.
I go, I'm sorry?
They're like, you're too big.
Too big.
I'm like, I'm too big?
They're like, too big to massage, yeah.
I should go there just so that will make me lose more weight.
I'll walk in and if they say that to me, I'll be like, this is all you need for diet.
You walk in and go, you're too big.
That is how you lose weight.
That's how you lose weight.
Did you not lose weight after that?
That would be, if someone's telling me to my face, I'm too big.
Dude, my kids will make you lose weight.
Kids don't know.
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