Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 5d ago
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Bring them over here now.
They don't know the social parameters.
They'll literally be like, you look fat.
And you're like, okay.
Come up, they'll grab your stomach.
They'll be like, hey, how's it going, big guy?
Grab your fat.
big fat one time I did this commercial years ago for Bud Light never saw it they wanted like a model it was one of those joke ones where I went out I'm like I don't know why I'm here I go in with it's all models and the thing I go this is a nightmare I booked it because I was the only normal person there they brought in a bunch of people that couldn't improvise I'm like why would you bring in anyways I book it I go to the fitting the next day they're like oh um
Sorry, we're not who, nothing fit.
You booked it.
I booked it, but they thought they were hiring a model.
Like a waif.
Not what, they go, well, maybe if the Spanx, I couldn't get the Spanx on.
They were like, you're gonna have to come back tomorrow.
We have to go shopping.
And I wasn't even big then.
Are you a woman?
They used to send me, it would always make me mad too.
I would get like a commercial audition
and you get the sides, whatever, it's for some commercial, and they're like, big fat pig is sitting around.
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