Tom Segura

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30,806 appearances 113 recordings 13 series first heard Sep 2022 last heard 5d ago

Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Big oinker, a Norm Somerton type.
And it would be exactly, oink, oink.
But it says like, fat fucking load of a man is doing this.
And I'd be like, hey, I think they're going to get like,
really fucking fat guys and they're like just go you can book it and you go and you're in that waiting room and every guy is like 400 plus yes and you're like and i'm like looking around and even they are like you're not fat enough to be here and you're like all right man and i would do i would do it and they and even when you walk in a room like the the people are like
No, dude.
No, that's... I went out for a... This was real.
I used to do a joke about it.
It was so fucked up.
Looking for a woman, a three or four out of ten.
No.
I booked it.
No, it gets worse.
It gets worse.
Me and this other girl, we both booked it.
They couldn't decide who was uglier.
So we get to set.
It was for Skittles.
I'll out you, motherfuckers.
It was for Skittles.
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