Tom Segura

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30,806 appearances 113 recordings 13 series first heard Sep 2022 last heard 6d ago

Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 43 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 7.

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I'm standing alone for two seconds.

He goes, well, well, well.

And I'm like, please no.

Looks me up and down.

He goes, mm, mm, mm.

And I'm like...

Okay, there's a lot of people in the parking lot he could talk to.

I saw your Skittles ad.

He's so gross.

He's like, you here alone?

I go, no, I'm not.

I'm not here alone.

He goes, you couldn't handle all this dick anyways.

And I went, what?

And he was like, yeah, I'm skinny.

Where do you think it all went?

And I'm like texting Jefferson.

I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

And he's like, then he's like standing beside me.

Now not hitting on me anymore.

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