Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 6d ago
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He goes, look at that girl over there.
Now he's using me to like, I go, I don't want to do this.
And then he walked away and I was like, that's all I would get?
A homeless man?
Like, I was feeling so good.
I just did a very good set.
And I'm like, if I wasn't engaged to Jefferson, that would be my other option.
Homeless man.
With all his dick.
I'm like, this is pathetic.
This is sad.
I've never seen that many skin tags on one person.
But doesn't it feel good to get hit on?
By a pile of skinheads?
No, it doesn't actually.
I actually hate to break it to you.
No, I'd actually rather nothing.
Dude.
That was it.
Like 2000, I'm dating myself, three or something like that.
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