Tom Segura

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30,806 appearances 113 recordings 13 series first heard Sep 2022 last heard 6d ago

Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I'm at this bar in LA.

And it's, you know, like some bars, dark with like low light.

And a woman came up to me and she was like, hey, you know, I think you're cute or whatever.

Here's my, like, can I get your number?

She asked me for my number.

And I was like, oh, okay.

And I was like, you know, flattered.

She calls me the next day.

Oh.

She's like, do you want to go out?

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, all right.

I go to pick her up.

Fucking sun's out.

Oh, sun's bad.

Oh, man.

Sun's bad.

First, I go, oh.

No, you didn't.

Jesus Christ.

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