Tom Simon
speaker
8,116 appearances
12 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 14 Sep
Tom Simon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's a skeleton key basically for the blue US Postal Service mailboxes.
Worth a lot to have an arrow key.
You gotta be careful with the arrow keys or people can steal the mail very easily.
There's a woman named Kristen Williams, who is a postal carrier in Mobile, Alabama.
And she knows a dude named Sean White.
During the course of their relationship, Sean White convinces her: Sell me your arrow key for $2,000.
Kristen does it.
She sells her arrow key to this guy for two thousand bucks.
crush.
Two thousand five hundred actually.
So then Sean goes to work.
Not as not not as many mailboxes today as there were back in the old days.
The old days felt like every corner had a blue mailbox, but there's still one sitting outside, the Bel Air Mall in Mobile, Alabama.
And so Sean would drive up his car late at night, take his arrow key, open it up, start going through the envelopes there, looking for something that looked like someone was paying their bills, and uh and would steal the envelopes that he thought would have checks.
Pop 'em open and uh and he had the checks.
Think about the information that's on every check, right?
You got someone's name, you got their address, you got a facsimile of their signature, you have the routing number, you have their account number.
It's amazing that we ever wrote checks in this country with all the information we're just giving away on a check.
When I was a kid, back when before social security numbers were things, some people put their social security numbers on the check itself because you'd often have to put that down as ID or
Yeah, yeah, that's where I grew up and um
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