Tom Simon

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8,116 appearances 12 recordings 2 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 14 Sep

Tom Simon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Give me a break.

It was okay.

It was uh a couple of weeks ago when I wrote this.

Okay.

I mean it's a true story, but uh but I yeah, I it's these are all adapted from my uh my Instagram feed, right?

Uh I mean a true story though.

Okay.

They go to the house where the manager of the local gun shop lives.

They kidnap the manager of the local gun shop.

And take him to like an abandoned apartment that they know.

And they hold him hostage there at gunpoint.

Until he provides them the security access code to the gun shop where he works.

Make sense?

Okay.

So with this information, Darnell and Dontrell go to the gun shop.

And they steal a hundred and twenty three handguns.

And they pack him in two large yeti coolers.

And take the guns away.

The uh manager of the gun shop lives to tell the tale.

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