Tom Simon
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8,116 appearances
12 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 14 Sep
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Louis, Missouri.
So one day he gets a one way ticket from St.
Louis to Dulles Airport in Northern Virginia outside of Washington DC.
Okay.
Okay.
Flies from Saint Louis across the country to Dulles Airport.
Takes an Uber to the local U-Haul place and rents a U-Haul truck.
Big, big U-Haul truck.
No cargo, but just the UHAL truck.
Nine thirty-five that night, traveled all day long, gets it nine thirty-five at night.
He drives the U Hall to the White House.
Where the US president lives, sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue, Matt Cox.
And he rams the barriers surrounding the president's home.
With the U-Haul truck.
The barriers hold.
Yeah, I was gonna say I can't do those.
He reverses.
He was a he's able to reverse it, drives again, accelerates into those barriers, hoping that they'll buckle and break.
They do not buckle, they do not break.
The uh radiator shatters on the U-Haul truck.
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