Tom Simon
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8,116 appearances
12 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 14 Sep
Tom Simon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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he it was it's kinda like capture the flag.
If you can make it into the Oval Office
You get to be president.
That's how it works, right?
We learned that in civics class when we're kids.
Um he's charged with destruction of government property.
Let me give some dollar amounts here.
Uh.
Five thousand damages, uh five thousand dollars in damages to the barrier uh that he owes the US Park Service.
Didn't do anything.
Fifty thousand to the U Hall.
destroyed that U Haul truck.
It was U Haul fifty thousand bucks.
Um
And uh you know, so he pleads guilty to destruction of government property.
How much time are you gonna give Psy?
But let's keep in mind he's only pleading guilty to destruction of government property.
That's that's all
dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah, I think I think the idea is that he was so far removed from actually like making his realizing his plan that the president was never really in danger.
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