Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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It likes chicken.

I go, wait here, mate.

Again, he doesn't understand me.

I go to the back to the shops, I get some co some some of that.

And this is the fancy four quid fucking roast chicken.

chicken that I usually put in a sandwich if I'm f if I've been good, but I haven't even got that and I don't have a kitchen and it's for a fox.

So I'm pissed off anyway.

Anyway, I go back to the fox.

I try giving it, it runs around the car park.

I go, no, stop running.

I'm lombined chicken at it.

Well not.

And and anyway, I I tear it into a little bit, I throw it, and it goes

And it eats it and I go, Oh mate.

Do you wanna come home with me?

We can be best friends, little fox.

Can't domesticate foxes, bad.

Watch me.

And then I I give it a bit and I go, Oh my God.

But I I can see it's I can see it's alone, it's not with its family, it's in the pour in rain.

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