Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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I'm freaking out.

So I ring the RSPCA, seven AM, I say, R S P C A.

They go, Is it an emergency?

I go, Fuck yes it is.

Is an animal you own neglected?

Yes it is.

In a way I own this animal now spiritually.

I go, what do I do?

They go, Yeah, you've given it food, you've cared for it, but

You have to and they go, Look, do you really want to do your best?

I go, Of course I do.

At this point the fox has screwed off and I can't find it anymore.

I'm so stressed it's been killed.

Also at one point it was hiding under my car.

I was well stressed I was gonna run it over.

Anyway.

They go, What you have to do now, mate, you've established a feeding pattern.

I go, No, I ain't.

I've just given it the want.

It goes, Would you want to do your best?

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