Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And then I remember I have to, because I've established a feeding ritual.
So I go and I get the chicken another four quid.
At this point now, this is two days back to back that I've gone into the shop, bought a f full bit of raw chicken at seven A.M.
or cook chicken.
Everyone's gonna think I'm a fucking nutter going around just eating chicken all the time at seven AM.
It's fucking weird.
You you should buy cheaper chicken.
Anyway, no, no, it's marked up.
Also, it's for this precious fox.
Four quid a day is too much.
I know.
This is gonna be what's that times seven?
Twenty-one quid a week, then what's that times four?
Uhy four pounds.
Let me do it.
Eighty four pounds.
Then you times that by three hundred and six no, times that by twelve.
Eighty four times twelve.
What's eight times twelve?
Eighty ninety six nine thousand six hundred pounds I'm gonna spend on this fucking fox over the year.
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