Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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That's how much I'm gonna spend on it, Jack.

It's fucking fox, right?

So anyway, I go and I give it the thing.

I show up this morning, ready to give it some meat, and the fucker's not there.

He's not there, and it's 7 a.m.

And I thought I've established established a ritual.

And he's not even there.

So I lob down the chicken, I go, This is bullshit, and I'm really mad.

And I come home and it's 7 a.m.

And then it turns out I don't have any hot water, so I'd sit and I'd watch.

Tropic Thunder and a Strop.

And now I've been stroppy all morning and I've been in a pouring rain giving b giving giving chicken to a fox that isn't there.

You sus about now and I'm got a cold and my tooth is only just about stopping hurting and I'm pissed off, Jack.

I had to.

I established a feeding ritual.

Clearly not.

You're not meant to be giving it jam donuts, I've been googling.

You meant to be giving it jam don't.

You did not Google that whether or not you give it jammed donuts.

For awkward chicken, you meant to give it.

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