Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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So please don't tell us about it.

I was reading a Spider Man comic and he was getting with Mary Jane.

I was like, everything feels weird.

Things are changing in me.

You thought you were getting spider sense.

I did, but specifically in my crotch.

Right.

I was I was overwhelmed with joy.

Saved her Jackie, saved her.

Yeah.

Right, we're ten minutes over.

They're getting extra content for free when it should be under pay be behind a paywall.

This is bullshit.

Uh but what if one day they wiggle into all the waters and we drink it?

was not perverse or perverted in

up,

rock but it isn't a never ending hill it's a bank and it gets there and it gets us to it

No, we are because we asked you to subscribe to me.

story.

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