Jack’s Awkward Dua Lipa Interaction, Tom’s Night With AverageHarry & Quitting Drinking
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Tom, it's been a bad week. Oh, Jack, don't say that. I'm opening with a bad... Tom, I felt like a perv this week. No, what did you do? A perv. Well, I'll get into that in a minute. You felt like a perv? I felt like a perv. Well, I did. Quickly, before you cut me off, I need to specify that I was not a perv. What I did
was not perverse or perverted in
any way. Those skinny little fingers. But it made me feel internally like maybe I was a pervert. Okay. Well, I did something romantic, deeply romantic with Harry. Dancing. Dancing. Shut up, I'm
talking.
Shut up.
Shut up. But first, everyone, this video is sponsored by HelloFresh. Using our discount code TOMJACK or the QR code on screen, you can get 50% off your first box as well as 20% off the next four boxes and free treats like fruits and juices for the next two months. Thank you. And more on that later. That was like a marvel. Shut
up,
I'm talking. It was like Limp Bizkit, you know? The Iron Man is chest blast. Welcome everybody, episode 91 of Shut Up, I'm Talking. How you doing? Episodes every Sunday. Jesus, because you have to shut up now, Jack. Because that's too good of a deal that you actually need to bloody subscribe and follow or whatever you're on. Do the one that we like on whatever platform you're on. we're really making efforts to grow at the moment can you tell
we
are really guys tell every friend about this and then tell them to tell a family or friend yeah a social media post would be nice push us push this if you could really at the end of the day this is our retirement plan do you know Sisyphus going up the hill with a rock imagine that but it's all of our fans and it's a
rock but it isn't a never ending hill it's a bank and it gets there and it gets us to it
yeah you're pushing us we're the rock We're the rockers. Notice that we're doing no work ourselves. Anyway.
No, we are because we asked you to subscribe to me.
Anyway, Tom, we kick this podcast off every week with the same thing and we're going to stick to that this week. What is that thing again? The worst moment of the week. We're going to talk about our worst moment of the week. Do you want to go first or should I? Because I'll be honest, it is the pervert story. Obviously, it's the pervert
story. I'll go first then. I feel like, you know. All
right. People can wait for the pervert story. Do you know what I mean? If we give them what they want too quick. They'll leave. They'll immediately. Why on earth would they stay? And mine is not perverse at all. That's good. I would hope. If we both had perverse moments. Actually, in a way, it was a bit pervy. But in a very different, not in a sexual way, but in a demeanor and manner. What? This happened today. I got up. We're recording late today. Usually we record like first thing in the morning. It's 4 p.m. 5
p.m. We never recorded this late. I got up jacket today. What time do you think I got up? You know, because I already told you. You woke up at 7 a.m. Upon arriving, I bragged to everyone. I
woke
up at 7.30. I snoozed twice. Pretty much 8 a.m. I woke up at 7.30 a.m. Round it down, 7 a.m. Woke up at 7 a.m. I got up today and I thought,
no way am I getting up at 7am. I got out of bed, Jack. Because call me the capital D, because I'm fucking disciplined. My thing fell. Got up, immediately sat out,
writing bloody generational comedy that will change the world. Did that for a couple hours, right? It's not ready yet. You know,
wait. Like Cat Williams, how he laces politics in with his comedy. I don't do that, but... And then... Just liken yourself to Cat Williams. If I was to pick one comedian who was the furthest from Tom Simons, I'd pick Cat Williams. You know how he laces his politics in with his comedy? I don't. But I like, you know, I just felt like I could, though, once I learned how. I can't believe you just compared yourself to Cat Williams. once I learn how I can do that you know also I need to learn about politics apparently it's all really bad at the minute so it doesn't really flow in my humour I'm very positive okay so anyway I beautiful day I hit the ground running quite literally Jack I go on a run
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–32:31
2
What was Jack’s awkward encounter with Dua Lipa’s boyfriend?
32:31–42:37
3
How did Tom spend his night barn‑dancing at the Brighton Fringe?
42:37–54:01
4
Why did Jack decide to quit drinking for a few weeks?
54:01–55:23
5
What funny drinking‑game did Tom create while watching Kangaroo Jack?
55:23–1:00:15
Speakers
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