Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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I don't Google.

I shake it.

It does not work either.

I shake all of it over my head like that, you know, like one of the Tuscan Raiders.

I shake it, turn it on.

This is the bit where I felt perverse when I created this monster of sludge.

Right, that was the first

And I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, this is completely miserable.

You know, it's 10am.

I'm, you know, a 20, 22 year old man in the peak of my youth and I'm stood here with a green lump

rough.

And then obviously I'm sweaty after my shot, you know, wiping up on kitchen roll all of the green that's gone everywhere.

And I still haven't done my dishes.

It was such an abomination of a sight.

I just was like, I'll do this later.

It's 5pm.

I know, I know.

Later kept getting later.

And now it's now.

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