Tom Simons
speaker
997 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 21 Jun
Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Why?
What is so wrong sexually about me?
Why do I?
This actually pisses me off so bad, you know.
I genuinely have no sex appeal to anyone.
Maybe you do to others, just not me.
I don't
Whoa!
There's literally seven billion people and not one of them likes me like that.
I'm sure one of them does.
Maybe one.
One or two.
It's actually so annoying.
I genuinely some of our mates have actually, you know Bill, do you know how much sex appeal Bill has in his audience?
There's that video of him walking along with headphones and everyone's like, oh my God, everyone fancies Bill.
Not one of my audience fancies me.
Not one.
50 million people, and not one of them has ever had a single fanciness about me.
And and the uh no one fancies me.
It's actually crap.
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