Tony Five

But the fact that it was a full bottle of shampoo.

So he then had to then pull it out.

I'm assuming it's a him.

He then had to pull it out and then wash his hair with it.

Fantastic.

I don't know.

I mean the majority of them you can probably guess they're sort of phallic shaped and you can understand why if people are into that sort of thing I get it but it's just like the odd things like you know like a film canister so I'm assuming when they say a film canister that's the sort of old 35 millimeter sort of battery shaped film canister like how bad are your photographs that you need to do that?

Well, al dente.

Yeah, okay.

Well, there's two ones that really stood out for me.

One was a sandal.

Again, I have no idea at what stage boredom kicks in to the point where you look down at your feet, see a sandal and think, well, I know where that could go.

I have no words in response to that.

And the other one?

And the best one, my favorite one, is a beard clipper.

Now, bearing in mind, they did take precautions.

They wrapped it in plastic.

So these are sort of electric beard clippers.

Put it up there.

And then when he went to the hospital, they said, why on earth did you do that, young man?