Tony Five
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And he said, for constipation relief.
And PSA for those people who are planning on it or thinking about it, don't do anything that breaks.
Don't think like a glass bottle or a light bulb.
There's just no need for it.
Yeah, no light bulb.
How are you, dear boy?
Yes, flattery is the lowest form of flatulence, I believe.
Would I rather do this show?
End of interview.
First answer.
Apologies, Alex, but you're completely wrong.
What the correct answer is, is a nipple sized finger.
The stub in would be fantastic.
Having two sort of scud missiles pointing out of your chest would look absolutely ridiculous.
I don't think it would help your career in any way, shape or form.
I open my iPhone with my face, not my nipples.
So I think I'd be OK.
Correct.
Fancy iPhone, nipple-based finger.
Love it.