Tony Hawk
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Nobody laughs at old fucking hammerhead.
She is watching from two different rooms.
I'll tell you what, if you put pigtails in, you'd be the girl from Wendy's.
How about that?
You know what I'm a bit mystified about, though, Tony?
As a door guy, and this may be a fault in your set, as a door guy, I didn't hear one fucking knock-knock joke.
Let's hear it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The lead singer of REO Speedwagon's Hair.
Well, there's no ending.
I'm not a... What am I, a door guy?
Can I just say the obvious about those eyes that I think everyone's kind of dancing around?
Guy, be honest.
About 20 minutes ago, were you deep-throating someone?
You know, I am this close, this close to grinding a P.F.
Chang lettuce wrap into your clit.
Well, I, look, can we be honest?