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Tony Hawk

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1607 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Nobody laughs at old fucking hammerhead.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

She is watching from two different rooms.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

I'll tell you what, if you put pigtails in, you'd be the girl from Wendy's.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

How about that?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

You know what I'm a bit mystified about, though, Tony?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

As a door guy, and this may be a fault in your set, as a door guy, I didn't hear one fucking knock-knock joke.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Let's hear it.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Knock, knock.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Who's there?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

The lead singer of REO Speedwagon's Hair.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Well, there's no ending.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

I'm not a... What am I, a door guy?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Fuck off.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Can I just say the obvious about those eyes that I think everyone's kind of dancing around?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Guy, be honest.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

About 20 minutes ago, were you deep-throating someone?

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

You know, I am this close, this close to grinding a P.F.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Chang lettuce wrap into your clit.

KILL TONY
#661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

Well, I, look, can we be honest?