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Tony Johns

๐Ÿ‘ค Person
684 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Y'all going about it wrong. Y'all being nice to the bitch. But what really get her going and get her juices flowing is you being hard on the bitch.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Tell that bitch you don't give two shits about no hoe. I don't give a fuck about no bitch.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Tell that bitch you don't give two shits about no hoe. I don't give a fuck about no bitch.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Tell that bitch you don't give two shits about no hoe. I don't give a fuck about no bitch.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all this trauma. Yeah. Let me tell you how men fuck up. They get married, they move in with a bitch. Yeah. These hoes brainwash you into thinking that the only way you really gonna get married treated right by them is if you run some paper.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all this trauma. Yeah. Let me tell you how men fuck up. They get married, they move in with a bitch. Yeah. These hoes brainwash you into thinking that the only way you really gonna get married treated right by them is if you run some paper.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all this trauma. Yeah. Let me tell you how men fuck up. They get married, they move in with a bitch. Yeah. These hoes brainwash you into thinking that the only way you really gonna get married treated right by them is if you run some paper.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

If you give them what the fuck they want, you pay for their nails or pay for their rent or keep a roof over their head or pay their car note, take care of their kids, whether they're yours or not. Think about the logic of this shit, bro. Most of these hoes ran through, they're overweight, they're not toned, they're coochy, no walls, no bottom. They got all this trauma in their life.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

If you give them what the fuck they want, you pay for their nails or pay for their rent or keep a roof over their head or pay their car note, take care of their kids, whether they're yours or not. Think about the logic of this shit, bro. Most of these hoes ran through, they're overweight, they're not toned, they're coochy, no walls, no bottom. They got all this trauma in their life.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

If you give them what the fuck they want, you pay for their nails or pay for their rent or keep a roof over their head or pay their car note, take care of their kids, whether they're yours or not. Think about the logic of this shit, bro. Most of these hoes ran through, they're overweight, they're not toned, they're coochy, no walls, no bottom. They got all this trauma in their life.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all these fucking exes. They got high body count. Listen to me. They lazy. They selfish. They vain. They narcissist. They psychopath. They sociopath. They play the victim. They whine and cry.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all these fucking exes. They got high body count. Listen to me. They lazy. They selfish. They vain. They narcissist. They psychopath. They sociopath. They play the victim. They whine and cry.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They got all these fucking exes. They got high body count. Listen to me. They lazy. They selfish. They vain. They narcissist. They psychopath. They sociopath. They play the victim. They whine and cry.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yeah. They moody. Going on their cycle. Coming off their cycle. Going through menopause. They all the same. Young all the way to old. I told my motherfucking wife, she tripping in this, that, and the other. And I was like, so whatever you go, whatever you do, motherfuckers don't expect you to pull your motherfucking weight. Dead ass. A real nigga is?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yeah. They moody. Going on their cycle. Coming off their cycle. Going through menopause. They all the same. Young all the way to old. I told my motherfucking wife, she tripping in this, that, and the other. And I was like, so whatever you go, whatever you do, motherfuckers don't expect you to pull your motherfucking weight. Dead ass. A real nigga is?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Yeah. They moody. Going on their cycle. Coming off their cycle. Going through menopause. They all the same. Young all the way to old. I told my motherfucking wife, she tripping in this, that, and the other. And I was like, so whatever you go, whatever you do, motherfuckers don't expect you to pull your motherfucking weight. Dead ass. A real nigga is?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Wife. I can't speak for all them pussies and lames and corneys and goofies and green as fuck motherfuckers that bait a male. I can't speak for them.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Wife. I can't speak for all them pussies and lames and corneys and goofies and green as fuck motherfuckers that bait a male. I can't speak for them.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Wife. I can't speak for all them pussies and lames and corneys and goofies and green as fuck motherfuckers that bait a male. I can't speak for them.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I'm talking about a real nigga. Don't expect you to pull your own motherfucking weight, twat. That shit is not worth that shit. That shit is worth investing into to hit it, hit it when you want it, hit it how you want it, hit it as long as you want it and tell that bitch to leave. And then when she leave, when you want her to fucking leave.