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What tribute do Tom and Christina pay to Chuck Woolery?

Tony Johns 0:06
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 0:22
oh my god crazy crazy crazy
Tom Segura 0:42
Thank you.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:44
Bye.
Tony Johns 1:44
Bye.
Unknown Speaker 1:57
Hell yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 1:58
What a banger.
Unknown Speaker 1:59
What a banger. Rest in peace. So Chuck Woolery just died. And we got... For people that don't know, I mean, Chuck was one of the OG clips that we... Because there's an Australian burn. And it was a cream that... No, Australian dream. Sorry, Australian dream. Doesn't burn. And it didn't greasy.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:20
That's what he would say in the copy.
Tony Johns 2:46
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:48
It didn't greasy? It doesn't burn. It didn't greasy. And here's the interesting part is that Chuck Woolery, for those of you who aren't ancient like I am, hosted a TV show called Love Connection.
Unknown Speaker 3:00
Yeah, we were back in two and two.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:01
Two and two for like a long time. So he was a professional broadcaster.
Unknown Speaker 3:06
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:07
And my mother was smitten with him.
Unknown Speaker 3:09
I think a lot of women were. He's a handsome guy. Yeah. And he was, you know, he was the kind of like the matchmaker, the male matchmaker.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:17
He was the matchmaker. And then people, this is before we would video the dates, and people would come on the show and retell the events of the date.
Unknown Speaker 3:24
And then Chuck would be like, Tom, did you feel like you could give Christina a goodnight kiss? And I'd be like, well, I was a little nervous, and I had a lot of garlic for dinner. So cute.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:37
It was so innocent.
Unknown Speaker 3:39
Give it up for Mike. Yeah! Where's the clip of him saying that a guy's an F.A.G. ? Where's that clip? Because it's unbelievable. You ever seen that one?
Christina Pazsitzky 3:53
No. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 3:54
It's like this guy. And they type out the word and his last name was F-A-G-O-T.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:02
Which always kills me that people don't just change their name.
Unknown Speaker 4:05
This is so crazy.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:06
I mean, unless he was goofing on Chuck, which he may have been.
Unknown Speaker 4:09
No, this is like a real thing.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:12
I'll play the clip.
Unknown Speaker 4:13
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. ...don't see eye to eye on his love life, and he claims that his job has cost him several relationships. Please welcome Robert Faget. Oh, it's still... It's rather an odd name. Yeah, you know, it is an odd name. Yeah. It's also like, you don't think that guy had heard that enough in his life, then Chuck will be like, kind of an odd name. And he's like, yeah, I know.

What are Tom's thoughts on airline practices?

Christina Pazsitzky 4:40
yeah richard hitler you didn't think to change your last this guy's parents how do you not just petition to just go buy something else well it's so listen women do it all the time when you get married you go down to the social security office you go to the dmv you bring the license you change your name and you change your name yeah You can just do that. You can change your name to anything you want. You can, yeah. It's totally possible.
Unknown Speaker 5:02
It's so crazy.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:03
But yeah, God, Chuck Woolery brought us so much joy for so long on your mom's house. Rest in peace. He was great. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 5:11
He was great.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:12
He was sweet.
Unknown Speaker 5:12
And he was a hardcore MAGA guy. So he would have been, it's so sad. He really was. That's so weird. That he's dead. He would have been real happy. Maybe this was like, maybe he went out with a huge smile on his face where he's like, the country's safe. He's a fucking...
Christina Pazsitzky 5:27
That's why he felt like he could pass. Yeah, because on Twitter there for a while, he was getting real spicy. Yeah. I remember he was getting real.
Unknown Speaker 5:35
I just got an email this morning. I got invited to go to the inauguration. You did? Yeah. But it's a paid, you know, you pay because you're basically funding the inauguration. Oh, okay. It's a really cool offer to get. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:48
You mean you didn't contribute to Trump's campaign?
Unknown Speaker 5:51
It's so much money, too. It's like to go to it. Can you imagine just going there to see some blowhard walk down the street and wave? And you're like, I'll pay for this. Sure.
Christina Pazsitzky 6:00
I think just the sheer volume of people going and getting in and out of the area. And what a disaster. Just regardless of who's being inaugurated.
Unknown Speaker 6:11
I agree. I'm saying to pay to go to an inauguration sounds like such a nightmare.
Christina Pazsitzky 6:17
The only inauguration I would go to and pay for is Will Blunderfeld.
Unknown Speaker 6:24
Oh, really?
Christina Pazsitzky 6:24
When he wins, I'll go.
Unknown Speaker 6:26
When he wins?
Christina Pazsitzky 6:27
He might run for Prez.
Unknown Speaker 6:29
He's Canadian.
Christina Pazsitzky 6:29
Oh, that's true. Prime Minister?
Unknown Speaker 6:31
Of Canada, sure. He could run. It's so funny that you didn't know this, but we actually have some new Will Blunderfield clips.

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