Trevor Evarts

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719 appearances 12 recordings 3 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 5 Sep

Trevor Evarts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories · Why Would You Post This Online?? | Reading Reddit Stories · 25 Jan 2025 podcast

Our next story, another confession. I threw a adult doll along the roadside. There were media reports the next day. OP is Norwegian, so we adjusted some of the grammar. I bought my adult doll a XXX toy a couple of years ago.

This person threw a life-size adult doll. Wow. Along the roadside. Dude. Why? I bought my adult doll, an XXX toy, a couple of years ago and hid it in the hunting room away from my wife.

Last year I decided to throw away the doll. It felt completely wrong to use it in secret from the wife. I decided to get rid of the doll somewhere out in nature. There wasn't room in a normal bin and it's embarrassing to take it to the landfill. Therefore, I took a spade, shovel, to bury it in the forest.

Drove off, but I suddenly had bad timing and panicked and thus ended up throwing it on the side of the road.

Clutching, yeah. Get up. That's crazy. Tragicomic as it all was, the doll ended up being found by people the next day. Someone who was on their way to work and got a little shock, it made headlines in the local newspaper, some regional and one national newspaper. The doll was never traced back to me. The newspaper, this is Google translated. Shocked motorists, it was quite a sight.

Arms and legs stuck up from the edge of the ditch on Sunday morning. No way.

That's unbelievable. That's terrifying, though. If you see that on the side of the road...

Yeah.

Yeah, that would have been worse as if him on the side of the road digging a ditch with a naked body right there. Yeah. Could have gone a lot worse.

It's a good thing they couldn't trace it back to him. That's unbelievable. This is risky though. I feel like there's enough details. They're like, we found so much of your DNA on this. So much of it.

Comments, imagine if the police caught you while you were digging a hole in the forest to bury what looks like a beheaded corpse, LMAO. The other comment, said screw it and Googled sex doll found on side of road. Going off the number of results, this seems to be the proper way to get rid of one. I thought maybe one or two might pop up. I was wrong, LOL.

OP says, I now know how nerve wracking it is to throw the doll out of the car and drive away. You feel very guilty. What? Someone said, LMAO, dude, I don't know what I expected when I clicked on the link, but it wasn't that. Why did you leave the socks on it?

Someone's thesis. Be like, oh, is that a Banksy?

He's crazy. Imagine he wakes up the next day and the sex doll's just back in his house.

The Little Mermaid.

I'm in. All right, next story. This comes from trueoffmychest. My mother-in-law cut my hair in my sleep because she thought I cheated on my husband. So I'm still processing this, but I need to get it off my chest. Last night, I woke up and realized someone had butchered my hair. One side is a jagged pixie cut, and the other side hangs awkwardly past my shoulder.

At first, I thought I was losing my mind. Maybe I sleepwalked or something, but no. to be that heavy of a sleeper. Yeah, that's absurd. I confronted my husband, Tim, because he's been acting weird lately, but he denied it. Then he drops this bombshell. My mom, she might have done it.

This is a horror story. Apparently my mother-in-law, let's call her Diane, is convinced I've been cheating on Tim. Why? Because last week she saw me having lunch with a coworker. For the record, the coworker, Kyle, is gay and we were literally talking about work.

But Diane decided I must have been having an affair and instead of, you know, talking to me or Tim, she broke into our house in the middle of the night with scissors and went full Edward Scissorhands on my hair.

This morning I confronted her. At first she played innocent, but when I pressed her, she literally said, well, maybe now you'll think twice before humiliating my son. I was fuming. I told her Kyle isn't even into women, but she just rolled her eyes and said something like, that's what they all say. I didn't even know how to respond to that level of delusion.

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