Trevor Noah

I mean, have you seen their horses?

What the ?

And I'm happy for Canada.

But I'm not gonna lie, as someone who lives in New York City, this story pisses me off.

All these places are getting legal weed before us.

Like, Canada doesn't need weed.

New York does.

Right now, there are angry people walking around New York screaming at each other like, hey, I'm walking over here!

We need the weed.

If the city legalized weed, they'd be like, hey, I was, uh... I was doing something over... I don't know.

is... What day is today?

Ah, April 20th.

And that date, when written in numeric form, indicates that it's time for... Uncle Johnny's Super Kush Totally Chillax Sticky Icky Informative Marijuana News Report!

What's up?

What's up?

I didn't have time to do the... to do the whole thing and the...

I honestly look like a rainbow-haired Larry Fine from the Three Stooges right now.

420, man, best day of the year, my brothers.

Let's tune in and drop out and get totally baked on news.

And there's one network that gets the groove that I'm grooving.