Trevor Noah

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Earlier on, we were talking about the global fallout from Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

But obviously the people facing the greatest impact from the war are the Ukrainian people themselves.

Half a million people have been forced to leave their homes and they fled to neighboring countries,

Hundreds of civilians have reportedly been killed, and countless others are huddled in basements, bomb shelters, and subway stations to avoid Russian missiles that are raining down on their neighborhoods.

In fact, one woman even gave birth while she was hiding out in the subway, which is terrible.

I mean, the only silver lining I could think was that at least it wasn't a New York subway, you know, because that newborn would have been kicked by a subway dancer and then arrested for not paying their fare.

But still, there is no doubt that this war has been devastating for Ukraine.

But at the same time, it's also clear that Putin has failed miserably in his attempt to break the country's spirit.

Because I don't know about you, man, but I've been on Twitter basically nonstop since this war started, just refreshing, refreshing, refreshing, you know, doing my part.

So I've seen all the videos coming out of this war.

And trust me, Ukrainians are not messing around.

Okay, I'm not a military strategist at all.

But if a grandmother hands me seeds and tells me that sunflowers will bloom from my corpse, I think it's time to retreat.

And I also love how her aggression was still on brand for a grandma.

Like she's wishing him death, yes, but she's also doing gardening at the same time.

You know, the only way it could have been more grandma is if she used his blood to spell out a message asking why her grandson isn't married yet.

And you know, just by the way, just by the way, one of the strangest experiences of the modern world is following a war on social media.