Trevor Noah

I would ask him to hug me and he'd tell me that his official policy was to stay neutral.

I mean, think about it.

Think about this for a moment.

Putin's move is so crazy that Germany is like, it's time for us as Germany to rebuild our military.

And the world is like, yeah, I hope.

Beyond all the blocking flights and arming Ukraine, one of the biggest moves that Europe and America are taking right now is cutting Russia off of SWIFT, right?

Which is huge, which is huge.

Like, we're talking no folklore, no 1989, not even the short version of All Too Well, which, I'm sorry, what?

Oh, it's a different SWIFT.

Oh, it's an international banking system that verifies transactions across the globe.

Well, I mean, they should probably change their name, because that's confusing, you know?

Anyway, what Russia has done has gotten the world so riled up that it's not just the governments that are responding to this war.

No, everyone around the world is finding their own way to show Putin that he's an asshole.

Major news from the sports world.

The World Soccer Organization FIFA is banning Russian teams from all of their games.

and the International Judo Federation suspending Putin's status as honorary president and ambassador of the federation.

Yeah, no World Cup for Putin, no Eurovision Song Contest for Putin, no more being president of the International Judo Federation, and in case you're wondering, yes, he will no longer be allowed to host this year's Oscars.

which I was kind of looking forward to.

It was gonna be interesting.

Now, I know a lot of people out there are wondering, they're like, oh man, who cares?