Trevor Noah

I don't smoke pot or have a basic understanding of second grade level weights and measures.

Well, I can tell you how much an ounce is.

It's enough to send you to jail for up to five years in Florida.

Sounds like Florida could use a referendum of their own.

Since they can't vote with a felony conviction on the records.

Whatever that means, munchies, cottonmouth, Pink Floyd.

You know, Alice, it's not funny.

These anchors, they're making a joke about pot, and it's kind of cute how they used to smoke pot, but now they don't.

Even though nearly half of American teenagers have smoked pot, but only certain ones get arrested and have their lives ruined.

Disproportionately hurts people of color.

Have you read the incarceration stats for simple possession for people of color?

Yeah, but have you read those incarceration stats on weed?

Yes, I know.

I was in half-baked.

Yes, it's nice.

Look, we spend $8 billion tax dollars a year locking people up for just marijuana.

Very true.

In fact, I met two victims of these draconian laws.

All right, good.

Nonviolent offenders brutally arrested for toking just a teeny bit of Labrador, which I'm guessing is some sort of narcotic.