Trevor Noah

I wouldn't know.

You know, there's no way that you're going to cover this story seriously, is there?

Look.

This is how we do TV news, John.

Do you want a well-researched report on climate change or you want footage of me in a windbreaker on the beach clinging to a lamp post while waves tickle me ass?

Huh?

Lamp post.

Damn right you want the lamp post.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to join some guys for a vaporizer session, which I believe is a new way of getting potted up.

Well, thank you very much, Al.

Listen, if you watch the show for the past couple of weeks, you know I've talked a bit about Governor Cuomo in New York, his plan to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana.

So you'll be permitted to carry up to 25 grams for personal use without getting arrested.

To remind you, 25 grams is about... was enough to fill this, uh...

was enough to fill this large soda.

I think we must have mice here, because it was up to here.

And there were like five bags of Doritos around here.

And they're all, that's fine.

Never mind.

Just to show you.

Let me just get that as we go through.