Trevor Noah

Would you rather be shot or blocked by your ex?

Oh, and just by the way, now that Russia is not gonna be playing in the World Cup, I mean, that means there's gonna be an open spot, right?

I'm just saying, FIFA, if you wanna hook South Africa up with that spot, you know, we've never invaded another country.

You know, we barely even have a military.

So if you're interested, shoot me a DM.

I see you, FIFA.

So practically every democracy in the world right now is coming down hard against Russia.

And it actually might be having an effect because just this morning, the two countries held five hours of peace talks, which is good.

Although Russia did continue bombing Ukrainian cities the whole time that the peace talks were happening, which is not a good sign.

I mean, bombing a country during your peace talks is like bringing your side chick to couples therapy.

It doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

Yeah, she's the problem.

But don't get it twisted.

Russia is feeling the effects of the world clamping down, especially the economic effects.

Well, damn.

If Putin's goal is to bring back the glory days of the Soviet Union...

people waiting hours in long lines is definitely a start.

And please don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong.

I don't like the fact that ordinary Russians are suffering for what Putin is doing.

I don't like that.