Trevor Noah

So it's, by the way, I don't know if you can tell, this is labeled so that I know.

Anyway, so I just want to refill it up to show you like what would be legal, you know?

Excuse me just one second.

You're probably wondering why I have a toilet under there, seeing as the show is 22 minutes long.

Hey, man, I'm not Superman.

Look, here's the crazy part.

This bill is dead in New York, but in New Jersey, the state assembly voted Monday to decriminalize 15 grams of pot, but their governor doesn't want to do it.

Governor Chris Christie says he's going to veto it.

You know what this means, people?

We're a gov swap away from making the Garden State the holy , look at that Garden State.

I don't think it'd be too hard to get either one of these guys to like touch a skull or get drunk and pee into a fountain and do the whole soul switch.

And what's the deal with vetoing this, Chris Christie?

I thought you were cool, man.

The federal government, whether you agree or disagree, still says that marijuana is an illegal drug.

I don't think the state should be in the business.

of undercutting the federal government on that policy.

All right, well, you know what?

As much as I disagree, I don't think marijuana should be illegal, but it is illegal on the federal level.

Christie is a former prosecutor, man of conviction, of principle, doesn't believe that the state should supersede federal law.

What the ?