Trevor Noah

How did Governor Geist stop smoking pot as he gave the law?

Just go Dirty Harry on ignoring the federal ban on sports gambling.

What's the difference between the two?

OK.

I have an idea.

Let's replace the phrase betting on NFL games with the phrase getting high.

Different how.

That may have been a different feeling 30 or 40 years ago, but the fact is now gaming is everywhere.

Let's replace the word gaming with the phrase getting high.

Still not seeing why challenging federal law for gambling is okay, challenging it for pot is not okay.

Let's have the people who benefit from it be the people of the state of New Jersey, not criminal organizations across New Jersey who are benefiting from it now.

Okay, well, let's replace... Actually, you don't need to replace any words in that for it to be a justification to decriminalize marijuana.

I know how to fix this.

Governor.

Sports betting and weed are not as different as you might think.

Clearly, gaming is your thing.

It's cool.

So here's what I'd like you to do.

Why don't you just think of using marijuana as betting you're going to have a better day?

But you know, Chris Christie is hardly... Chris Christie is hardly the only politician to figure out that marijuana can be hazardous to your career.