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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | 4/20

19 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the historical context of marijuana legalization in the U.S.?

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Chapter 2: How does marijuana compare to alcohol in terms of usage and perception?

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As men reach their 30s, many begin to notice a significant shift in energy and drive. Statistics show that most men start losing testosterone around age 30, decreasing by about 1% every year after that. This can lead to a feeling of moving through mud, where workouts and daily tasks feel twice as hard as they used to. Often the issue isn't production, it's accessibility.

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Chapter 3: What recent developments are happening with marijuana sales in Florida?

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Chapter 4: What insights does Sarah Silverman share about weed culture?

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Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. You're listening to Comedy Central. We start tonight with the fundamental battle of the ages, not the one between good and evil. Evil won that immediately. I'm talking about the fight between marijuana and alcohol. Alcohol has had the upper hand for decades, but now it appears that marijuana is pulling ahead.

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Well, for the first time ever, daily marijuana use is outpacing daily alcohol use.

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This is according to a new national study. Millions of people in the U.S. report using marijuana daily or nearly every day, according to the National Survey on Drug Use and Health.

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Chapter 5: How is marijuana legalization impacting Canadian society?

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Those people now outnumber those who say they are daily or near-daily drinkers of alcohol.

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That's right. Daily pot smokers are beating daily alcohol drinkers in the race to see who can escape their sad lives more quickly. But in some ways, it makes sense. Edibles are just much more efficient than booze. I mean, have you ever tried to get a trick-or-treater drunk? It's almost impossible.

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Of course, the rising popularity of weed is a good reminder to the beer industry that they got lazy. They thought they could just sit back and relax while Tommy Chong bought every goddamn ad on Twitter, you know? Congrats, beer companies.

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Chapter 6: What are the implications of marijuana for veterans and medical use?

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You lost to that well-known, super-ambitious, type-A, hard-working go-getter Tommy Chong. Now, weed and alcohol aside, the larger issue is that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't be depending on all these substances in the first place. You know, life is much better when you're sober and we can really feel everything authentically. That's an epiphany I had on my weekly ayahuasca voyage, so...

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Let's take a moment to talk about marijuana, AKA weed, chronic, the devil's kale, George W. Kush. Whatever you call it. Weed is becoming more and more mainstream in America and is now legal in some form in 37 states. And while most people have to head to a specialized dispensary to pick up some rocky broccoli, in Florida, soon, you'll be able to get it

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while you're running your usual errands. You can soon buy weed at the gas station.

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Chapter 7: What challenges does marijuana legalization face in the current political climate?

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Circle K convenience stores in Florida will start selling cannabis next year. They hope it will make marijuana more mainstream. Customers will need special cards, though, to buy their weed. Florida only allows medical marijuana sales. But hey, stop by the old corner store, pick up some weed, and fill up your tank.

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Stop by the old corner store, pick up some weed, and fill up your tank. That's right. Florida is becoming the first state in the country to sell weed at gas stations. And I know some people think, you know, they don't think that weed should be this easily accessible, but let's be honest. It's probably gonna be the healthiest thing that you're selling at a gas station.

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Chapter 8: What surprising behaviors have researchers observed in monkeys regarding marijuana?

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Yeah. Now you're just gonna reach past the Slim Jims and the unregulated boner pills, and you can find something with some actual nutrients. You know, the thing that surprised me about this story is that it's happening in Florida. You have to admit. You have to admit, people, Florida has range. You know? Yeah, sometimes it's all, CRT turned my kids trans! Let's deport the illegals!

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And then other times it's like, what if every oil change came with a free blunt? State has so many layers. And we should appreciate that before they all get washed away into the ocean. For more on this story, we now go live to Desi Lydic, who is at a Circle K in Tallahassee, Florida. Desi Lydic, everybody! This seems like such a momentous moment.

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Are customers at the gas station excited about this new development?

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412.1 - 418.107 Desi Lydic

Yeah. Yeah. The what? The development?

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Uh, yes. Um, the news about gas stations in Florida selling weed. It's the story that we sent you down there to cover. Okay, I was trying to remember what I came here for. Hold on, Desi, are you, is that gas that you're spraying everywhere, what is that? Oh, I guess so.

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Yeah, I was filling up my tank right over there, and then you called, and I was like, oh shit, Trevor's calling me, I gotta do TV. So, and then that's why I'm at the gas station. No, no, you're at the gas station to cover the story about them selling weed.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. No, they're selling weed right over there.

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Desi, Desi! Jesus, stop spraying the gasoline everywhere. What is wrong? Desi, have you been smoking weed?

474.773 - 481.4 Desi Lydic

What? No! Oh, my God, Trevor, I'm at work. That would be so unprofessional.

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