Trevor Wallace
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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Yeah, we just used it out of respect.
It's like you do the urinal guard, but you use a pillow to kind of shield the penises.
Oh, you guys were like next to each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hoped you got a cool bodega guy when you were like 14.
You're like, how do I fucking get it?
Because the internet wasn't what it is now.
So you go and you're like, oh, dude, there's this Indian guy with a lazy eye.
He works Tuesday through Thursday.
He'll sell you like a club magazine or something.
That's like the female version of the trucker.
By the way, a guy does that.
He's in prison.
True.
I remember we were in school, and there was a hotel across from our school, and there would just be women changing sometimes.
And word would get around the class.
You'd whisper to someone.
You're like, hey, dude, look, tits, tits.
And the teacher would keep whispering.
And then finally, you'd always be the one kid to yell out, there's tits.