Trisha
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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
And we're going to change it to the International House of Pancakes.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
No, we just say IHOP and we say we have 23 kinds of syrup for the pancakes.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
And when they come in, they get, you know, authentic food from the Philippines, you know.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
And I just say, oh, yeah, that was a misunderstanding.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
Eat your food and fucking shut up.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
Yes, I'll be there to serve the food.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
Would I just work in the restaurant or would I also maybe work around the hotel?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
But you just said, you think I'd be good at the front desk because I'm a white man?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
I mean, there's white men and then there's me.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
Well, what do I do at the front desk?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The House Dick
Do I get to wear a little cap or is that just the bellman who wears that?