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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The House Dick

04 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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It's a real winter, it's winter. IKEA is now winter. It's a real winter, it's winter. IKEA is now winter. IKEA is now winter. IKEA is now winter. IKEA is now winter.

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23.639 - 32.755 Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com slash callconan. Okay, let's get started.

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33.798 - 37.943 Sonam Ovsessian

Hi, Tricia. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan. Hi, Tricia. How are you?

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Oh, my God. I am so happy to be here right now. You have no idea. Like, I'm screaming internally. I'm such a big fan, Conan.

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45.372 - 51.239 Trisha

Why are you screaming internally? You know, I mean, I like my fans to scream externally.

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No, I got to be cool, you know, like I'm meeting one of my idols.

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Oh, you really don't. You don't have to be cool around us. Well, it's very nice to meet you, Tricia. And you are in the Philippines. Is that right?

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Yes.

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Whereabouts?

Chapter 2: Where is Tricia's hotel located and what is its size?

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Right now, it's funny because I wanted to sleep early, right, for this podcast. But I woke up an hour and 30 minutes later because my daughter kicked me in the face because she was asleep next to me. So I haven't slept since then because I don't want to miss this call at all.

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141.88 - 146.448 Trisha

This is funny you say that because about two hours ago, my daughter kicked me in the face and she's 21.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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148.673 - 160.262 Trisha

Yeah. And she was wearing steel toed boots and screaming, I hate you. I hate you, father. I hate you. So in a way, we both had the same experience. Yeah. So you have one daughter.

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Mm-hmm. She's 33 next month, yeah.

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Oh, that's really cute. That's great. And what about, are you married? Are you in a partnership?

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Yeah, I'm married. Yeah, I'm married right now.

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Right now. My husband's here.

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Right now.

Chapter 3: What challenges does Tricia face with her hotel and restaurant?

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Because I haven't seen your mind.

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No, it's a corporate hotel.

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Yes, of course, of course. No hanky-panky ever at a corporate hotel.

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Yes, no.

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All above board. You know how businessmen are always so above board. Oh, my God. Hey, is it my is it my job as the person at the front desk to make sure that couples that say they're married really are married and sort of be the house detective? Do I get to pry into their personal lives at all?

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Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

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What if a lady of the night tries to check in? Is it my job to investigate those things? You let them.

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You have to let them.

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I'm thinking, you know what? But this is a reputable joint.

Chapter 4: How does Conan plan to help Tricia's business?

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Okay. You're going to, all right.

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I had a room just for 15 minutes.

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574.607 - 580.473 Trisha

You want a room for 15 minutes? Yeah. Okay. Well, you two seem all, wait, you got lipstick all over your face there, buddy.

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580.493 - 581.935 Sonam Ovsessian

I know. I got in a lipstick fight.

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581.915 - 601.92 Trisha

yeah wow okay and uh all right i'll just need to know your names what are your names my name is actually john smith actually john smith and you are slurg wait you're not married slurg smith yeah so we are married I'm very suspicious. Okay. I'm going to need some identification. Oh, God.

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I just got mugged.

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Okay. All right. Well, listen, I'll give you a room for 15 minutes, but I'm going to have to be in the room with you to make sure there's no hanky-panky. Cool, man. I'm into that. No. We're all going to stand. No one gets to lie on the bed.

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That costs extra, sir.

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I'll pay it. Let me see some ID. Here it is, sir. Can I come upstairs with you guys? Yeah.

Chapter 5: What is the name of Tricia's restaurant and what is its significance?

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Yeah.

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760.898 - 765.113 Trisha

Okay. So you built this hotel. Was this your dream as a child? One day I'll have a hotel?

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No. Far from it, actually. I was more into the arts. I was more right-brained. And I actually belonged to a family of doctors. So I was so out of place. Yeah. So I didn't want to be a doctor. I knew I would regret it. And I knew I would be unhappy. So I decided to go the safer route and take business. So at least with business, I can evolve. Or it's more... I can do more things with it.

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796.597 - 801.244 Sonam Ovsessian

You know what I mean? Ah, I like it. What kind of art did you like to do?

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Um, when I was young, you know, I'd like, I'd paint and all that, but it was never really, it was never really, um, prioritized. So it was kind of placed to the side. So the skill was never, um, yeah.

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You weren't getting encouragement. You weren't getting encouragement.

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Um, yeah, or it wasn't like, it wasn't a priority.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, it wasn't something they saw that could be like a career.

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