The House Dick
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Hi, Tricia. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan. Hi, Tricia. How are you?
Oh, my God. I am so happy to be here right now. You have no idea. Like, I'm screaming internally. I'm such a big fan, Conan.
Why are you screaming internally? You know, I mean, I like my fans to scream externally.
No, I got to be cool, you know, like I'm meeting one of my idols.
Oh, you really don't. You don't have to be cool around us. Well, it's very nice to meet you, Tricia. And you are in the Philippines. Is that right?
Yes.
Whereabouts?
Yes, that's right. And right now I'm in Santo Tomas, Batangas.
Where is that? It's like an hour away. From Manila?
Yeah, it's an hour away from Manila, which is the capital of the Philippines.
Yes, that's the one thing I did know.
Yeah.
And so you are about an hour away, north, south, east, west. Are you on the coast? Are you inland? I just like to know these things. I'm making a map from my phone.
We're south from Manila.
Okay.
So it's an hour drive from Makati by a car.
Are you in a mountainous region or is it more of a floodplain? And I'll be done with these questions soon. Mountainous. Okay.
Okay. We're not near the beach at all.
Is the air humid or is it a dry heat? Are you planning an invasion? What are you doing? I'm not saying whether or not I'm... Okay. I'm not admitting that I'm planning an invasion, but sleep well and ignore any noises.
Okay.
So, Tricia, tell me a little bit about yourself, your life. What's going on?
Where is Tricia's hotel located and what is its size?
Right now, it's funny because I wanted to sleep early, right, for this podcast. But I woke up an hour and 30 minutes later because my daughter kicked me in the face because she was asleep next to me. So I haven't slept since then because I don't want to miss this call at all.
This is funny you say that because about two hours ago, my daughter kicked me in the face and she's 21.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Yeah. And she was wearing steel toed boots and screaming, I hate you. I hate you, father. I hate you. So in a way, we both had the same experience. Yeah. So you have one daughter.
Mm-hmm. She's 33 next month, yeah.
Oh, that's really cute. That's great. And what about, are you married? Are you in a partnership?
Yeah, I'm married. Yeah, I'm married right now.
Right now. My husband's here.
Right now.
Is that what you say? And who are you married to? What is the name of this? Every time she checks her watch. What is the name of your significant other?
His name's Patrick.
Okay. So you're married to Patrick and every day you say the marriage is still going as of right now?
Yeah.
Yes.
As we speak.
As we speak, there is still a marriage. Yeah. Continue. Stand by for other alerts. And tell us about your life. You have, it's you, Tricia. It's Patrick. You have a daughter. Yeah. What do you do? What do you guys do?
So we both run and manage this small hotel in Tanawan. It's the town next to Santo Tomas. So right now there are 22 rooms. It's a simple, small hotel.
Well, 22 rooms, that's a good size. That's a lot of work, I would think. You run a hotel and it's 22 rooms. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is. And yeah, we've been encountering problems, actually. And we would like and we also run a restaurant, which we would like to market more because right now the hotel is doing better than the restaurant.
OK, so let me paint the picture here. Hotel thriving. Yeah. Got a 22 room hotel, but there is a restaurant that's part of the hotel and it's not getting enough business.
Yes. We would prefer to have more foot traffic, but right now it's not at its peak. So we would like to capture more of the market. Yeah. Okay. And it's been running for five years now. Five years. Yeah, we would like to have more people come in the restaurant.
Now, be honest with me. Oh, you think I could help?
Yeah.
How could I help?
And you can help by like serving the people. You can be a waiter.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:05
2
Where is Tricia's hotel located and what is its size?
2:05–7:58
3
What challenges does Tricia face with her hotel and restaurant?
7:58–9:31
4
How does Conan plan to help Tricia's business?
9:31–12:40
5
What is the name of Tricia's restaurant and what is its significance?
12:40–17:55