The Body Politic Part II
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What extreme genital modifications does Grace discuss with Conan?
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We are back for Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan for a part two with the guests, which I think is like the first time we've ever done this. I think it was the
first time because we started talking. What Grace does fascinates me. Grace is a body modification model and tattoo artist. She's talking to us about body modification. In the previous episode, which you've got to listen to before you listen to this one, you talked about many things. You talked about having your eyes tattooed purple. You removed your belly button. You have a split tongue. You have various face cuttings, which we haven't even discussed. And then, of course, we got into what you might suggest for me, which involved splitting my penis in half. Your scrotum. Yeah. No, the shaft. Yeah, piercing. The shaft, and let's just call it the shaft. The shaft would be cut in half, and then the scrotum would be separated.
Okay.
I guess if you're making two, they would become scrotai. Wow. Yeah, I just love saying
scrotai. Let's make sure we get that grammar right. And then you can't split an infinitive or a scrotai.
So anyway, and then we ended on a bit of a cliffhanger where, Sona, do you want to restate your question for Grace?
I thought when Grace was describing the penis split, that when it gets erect, it just naturally comes back together.
Yeah, it's a transformer. it just suddenly becomes
because if you you want the girth in there and or
you want the girth
yeah
i don't want
you don't want the half you want the girth you want the whole thing so i was like do you tie it
together with something how does someone a guy perform uh the act of intercourse if you will How does he perform that act if his Don Johnson is split in half and one's going slightly to the right and they're at a 45 degree angle to each other? Or is that a new kink? Is that a new way to please women? Maybe it is.
I think that depending on the anatomy, it's probably going to have some difficulties in having conventional sex. But I also think that men who are interested in cutting their dicks in half aren't interested in conventional sex.
Probably.
Probably
not even interested in sex. Oh,
interesting.
the desire to have you know if your desire to split your penis is so great that you actually do it it's got to be greater than having you know it's going to be going into the unknown of like I have no idea what my sensitivity is going to be like
after
this I don't know if I'm going to be able to have sex the way I used to have sex you know in that sense of like general intercourse but yeah it's Also, just to say, in my experience, most of the people that have a lot of extreme genital modifications, especially men, are usually people who don't have any other visible tattoos or modifications and usually are in pretty corporate high-power jobs.
Interesting. Wow. Where's Adam?
Yes.
Adam Sachs couldn't be here today. He says he's actually he's in Europe right now. This is true. He's in Europe. He said he's in Europe with his family. But I saw his wife yesterday at the Erewhon with his kids. So I don't know what's going on, but he might
be.
Next time we see him, this is really
fascinating. So I feel like Grace is saying, I wouldn't meet one of these guys just, like, at a bar I'm at.
How would a split penis affect sexual function and intercourse?
No,
if... And
he would not be interested in me. Well,
first of all... I
don't think Split Dick guys want this. I'm, like, kind of...
Split Dick's a great name for a band. Yeah, it is. Isn't it?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Split Dick! No, and then it's just soft acoustic rock. I wonder why... I love you every day. And more, with like really beautiful harmonies. More and more, I see you now. See you now. We'll be back with more Split Take. Split Take will be appearing at the Newport Folk Festival next week. Don't miss them. It's Ron on dulcimer. And Jeremy on the 12-string nylon guitar.
Those are just the names for the
two halves.
Split dick.
Split dick. Grace, this is just fascinating. As much as I want to stay with the genitals, and I do love to hang with the genitals, I do know that you've... Is that for me, by the way?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What extreme genital modifications does Grace discuss with Conan?
0:03–3:57
2
How would a split penis affect sexual function and intercourse?
3:57–6:24
3
Why do many men with extreme genital mods work in high‑power corporate jobs?
6:24–9:22
4
What is body suspension and how is it performed safely?
9:22–12:33
5
What are the risks, sterilization steps, and crew requirements for suspension?
12:33–15:19
6
What new body‑mod ideas does Grace have and how might they be used on Conan?
15:19–18:12
7
What plans are made for a future in‑studio episode with live surgery?
18:12–19:52
8
How do Conan and Grace wrap up the conversation and tease the next part?
19:52–20:16