Trixie Mattel
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You know she won't be here until 10.
She's going to call us every hour all day and then say, sweetie.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just had to stop by.
The flip side of that is the pookie always goes to the greater conspiracies about God, the government, aliens.
In 5G.
5G.
But it's always based from a place of, well, I've realized something that nobody else wants to accept.
See, if I was in that situation- Uh-huh.
You'd lean in.
I'm not saying I'd make the most of it, but my inner monologue, I would have my hair up and I would be like in my mind, like she was crazier than him and she was his queen.
Like I would have a whole story.
It would be very Lana.
I drive fast in the night.
I just drive, leg out the window.
It'd be very Quentin Tarantino, leg out the window.
And just this too.
No.
I have watched a lot of videos of the men jerking in the car, though.
I love the men jerking in the car.