Trixie Mattel

They expect something heroic like reading a book, discovering a cure for the common cold, or finally learning how to crochet with my feet.

But this year I have crowned a new monarch of goals.

Get comfy.

Not a little comfy, I'm talking transcendent.

That is where Bombas enters.

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It's

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we are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring i'm excited we're not doing that many dates and my new year's resolution is quality over quantity and we're doing it we're doing it can you believe we had to add a second show to boston and toronto queen

We sure did.

So you f***ing Bostonians in Toronto in Torontites or whatever the f*** you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.

Yeah.

Snatch them up.

We're talking about Maria Bamford.

Maria Bamford is probably... You know, I was just talking to my friend Mallory, who introduced me on the way here.

I was talking to Mallory.