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Trixie Mattel

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3684 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

There's only three ingredients.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

The baby arugula, whatever, whatever, spring mix, you know, like the pre-made stuff.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

And then there's about 600 pounds of croutons and then a half a gallon of dressing.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Right.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

And I have to take my shirt off because it gets real messy.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

And I just start using my hands.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

You're about to blow ass on the way home.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

It's not soup.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Oh, I see what you mean.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

It's not ranch soup with two lettuce leaves.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Well, unfortunately.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Faggot.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Do they mean like... So you want more ranch?

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

Here's your ranch, you faggot.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

No, no, no.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

I don't do that.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

I do balsamic vinaigrette.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

And just a little.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

I don't want wet.