Trixie Mattel
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Big hallmark.
I was going to say it's big sorority because it's very sorority girl energy.
It's my birthday month.
Can I say there's a special provision?
If you had a very long labor, if you were halfway hanging out with your mom for 30 days, it is your birthday month.
But most of us, it's kind of more of a one day thing.
If your mother was in labor for 30 days.
Girl, and frankly, we should be celebrating her.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That blown out, ran through pussy.
One time I was watching Roseanne.
Before.
It was a long time ago.
Yeah.
but I saw what, and Roseanne, there's a part where Jackie's a week overdue from having her baby.
And Roseanne's like, you just need to relax.
And Jackie's like, I have a one week old child living inside me.
And after due date, you do have some kid squatters rights.
I was late.