Trixie Mattel

Very handsome.

He looked like a police officer from a movie.

The outfit, the jacket with a fur collar, with the helmet.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But what I wanted to say was, thank you for pulling me over.

Thank you for your interest.

At this time, I want you to know that we're in America's second largest city where people drive like they're trying to die.

So I don't know, just thinking big to small, right now you're worried about like one deck chair on the Titanic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I encourage you to take this motorcycle home.

and go get one of the people naked, crazy, driving a hundred miles per hour and going to pass.

Right.

That's the only thing is I'm not a good, I mean, I'm going to pay the ticket, but whatever.

How much was it?

They told me I have to wait three weeks and scan it and then find out.

In Milwaukee, a ticket for something like that probably would have been $35, $30.

I'm assuming here it's $11,000.

Honestly, I bet it's going to be $800.

bad big mistake i was i was home for christmas and i was i don't know why i'm the family driver now when i'm like oh no i was home for thanksgiving and i was the family driver because i like to rent the car because i want to pick the car and i always get a white f-150 i put nuts on the end of it and i'm like you think it's tractor sexy oh yeah love it no love it you put lumber in there i get the big trucks i get the four-wheel drive i get the duallys you can't touch me you can't touch me i get so red state and a neck crack and speed you don't even know um

But so I'm always the family driver.