Troy Iwata
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531 appearances
12 recordings
1 series
first heard Oct 2025
last heard 6d ago
Troy Iwata’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Same thing with their other ride, the Irish Potato Famine bumper boats.
And you know, sure, maybe our kids' test scores are sinking at a disturbing rate, but at least they're not learning history from a whimsical playground death slide.
Sorry, the UK, that is so not our problem.
And now we turn to Italy, Europe's slutty thigh-high leather boot, where one man fakes it and he makes it.
Italy, that guy scammed you for two years.
Maybe we rethink wine at every meal, babe.
I mean it was pretty obvious this place was fake because it was the only ancient Greek amphitheater with a Miller-light skybox.
But whatever, Italy, leave this guy alone.
Your country's all about making up shit.
Oh sure, the old single guy at the Vatican who wears beautiful robes and lives in a gorgeous gold building doesn't have sex with women because God told him not to.
Cool story, bro.
And sure, America isn't flush with ancient landmarks.
Our most popular attraction is a Bucky's where someone saw an image of Jesus in the jerky wall.
But getting scammed by some Paddington bear villain?
Sorry, Italy, but that is so not our problem.
And now let's move on to Austria, the birthplace of my favorite Terminator and my least favorite.
Thank you, I'm brave.
Wait, Austria, you turned Hitler's birthplace into a police station to prevent right wing extremists from visiting?
If you really want to deter them, you turn it into somewhere they'll never want to go, like like a library or a place where women feel safe.
And
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